Living on Video (covers)

A celebration of the fantastic artwork from video tapes. Sensational to artistic or just simply charming. Let these great artists' work not be forgotten by means of my 400dpi scans.

Or something.

Thor the Conqueror (1983) Apex release (and a vhs haul)

thorconq http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200211/ 2.6/10

Have I featured many fantasy films on here? I tend to think not. I prefer me sci I does. Anyway I seem to recall knowing someone once who had watched this and said it was supremely terrible but that was part of its charm. My podcast co host, Duncan Timiney often argues that terrible swords + sorcery is better than terrible stuff in any other genre. I tend to think that about sci fi.

I sold this recently and delayed sending it out for a day just so that I could scan it for you. I’m nice like that.

At the car boot sale today I bought this lot for £2.50:

carboot27thmay2012

Under Siege (1986) Guild Release

underseige underseiget

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092132/7.2/10


Is this the highest rated picture I’ve ever scanned on here? Quite possibly. The mark does seem to come from 143 users so perhaps not the most convincing argument for it to be so good.

Typically for a guild release it comes in one of those brown cases with the guild embossing on the inside of the front cover. Certainly gives them that extra character. Not that often we see Kodak tape though. Note the handy arrow to show you which way it goes in your machine just in case you couldn’t quite figure out from the way the writing is oriented.

On imdb it lists the film as being 180mins but on the tape it’s only 148. Is it cut? Is it massively edited to remove dead wood? I think you’ll find that being as it was a TV movie the 180 minutes would account for advert breaks. Aren’t I clever in figuring that out, eh? EH? (No, we all guessed anyway - The Readers)

Anyway it’s a lovely eye catching cover but I wonder if the running time ever put people off? Covers like this are obviously the reason for this tumblr.

Also if the quality of the scan isn’t quite up to scratch it’s probably because I’m using a different program to do it because I’m at work. Paint.net didn’t seem to give as much dialogue for the scanner operation. I may have to re-scan it at home at some point. Or fetch the program from home. Aren’t I good being so kind as to take time out of my busy schedule at work to scan in covers for you?

King of Friday Night (1985) Cannon 1986 release

king fri king fri t http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089423/ 6.3/10

So it’s been an eternity again since I last did this. Sorry. I’ve been busy with my band and Podcast, but it’s a new month and I intend to get going again.

Isn’t this cover just a lovely riot of cover? That really is a great bit of work on colour combination I feel. It really struck me which is why I’ve scanned it. Though really I dare say there was no need as there’s a site out there that covers Cannon covers already.

Oh and as you can see the video was once property of Lt Ellen Ripley. Possibly even the 823rd cassette in her collection. It’s funny that none of the Aliens films happened to mention her immense VHS collection…

This sold for a measly £4 but the buyer in Canada may be disappointed that a) it’s a PAL tape and b) it’s not really in the ‘excellent’ condition described by us about 5 years ago when it got listed on Amazon. Whoops!

Enemy Territory (1987) Entertainment In Video Release

enter entert http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092969/ 6.2/10

This is one of a few films a customer at work wanted me to copy for them. Quite the pretty colourful cover eh? It has seen a bit of wear though and is split down the spine sadly.

It’s nice to know that this was W926 at Joyce’s Video’s. I wonder what Joyce’s Video was like and if it enjoyed owning other videos.

At first I thought the person shown top right with their back against a wall was female but now I see it is a male wearing a beret. So it’s not VV Brown starring in it  after all. Or Janelle Monae.